What I Want To Say

People have this idea of me ... That I suppose I'm somewhat responsible for. Above reproach and squeaky clean in deed. Never caught with my hand in the cookie jar. The operative word is "caught". So this means at some point in my life I've errored.

Bc I mess up royally at frequent unplanned intervals my eye now becomes keen to the majority of forthcoming doom.  Tonight as I write I just want to dump all of the garbage! Who needs a psychaitrist when I have a blog?! Hello!

So, here is a list things I want to say tonight.

ahem... let us begin

1.  bad breath makes my skin crawl.
2.  pork is not the other white meat. (i say this bc bacon is red. o_O)
3.  I don't ever, ever need an explanation as why your breath smells the way that it does 10 minutes after you brush your teeth (see #1)
4. I wanto be in love.
5.  I don't need anyone rewind me that I'm fat. (If we're ever in a shouting match and you deide you want the first words you to be "you fat..." your mother and her personal attributes and lifestyle choices will critiqued in a very un-Christ like way).

Whar would you like say?